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Never being wrong is not the same thing as being right
The Loons skid hits five in Seattle, and if there was ever time for an existential crisis, it's now.
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The Loons skid hits five in Seattle, and if there was ever time for an existential crisis, it's now.
Minnesota heads to Seattle, sans several players who have instead gone off with their countries.
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The Loons have lost four games in a row with a full squad. Now they've lost three players to international commitments, and offensive engine Joaquín Pereyra to a quad injury. Is this just crazy enough to work?
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Everything's going wrong for Minnesota and the transfer window is closed. All that's left is to try to lift everyone's spirits.
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Minnesota may be struggling defensively - but at least they aren't about to have injuries and suspensions wreak total havoc on them as well.
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In episode 2 of the podcast, we talk about the two most important things for any club's front office: the chief soccer officer, and the gameday bathroom audio.
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MNUFC can't afford any more instability at the top. Making Hank Stebbins the permanent chief soccer officer would help move the club back to solid ground.
Soccer and Minnesota United FC... and more.
Topps hasn't always given all that much attention to MLS cards. Here now, a brief history of their attempts.
Minnesota's 4-2 loss at St. Louis on Saturday was, in a lot of ways, expected. St. Louis is on a historic undefeated run - only one team in league history has had a longer in-season streak without losing - and the Loons are mired in the doldrums. That&
Minnesota heads to St. Louis, at a point where things aren't going well. Plus Gophers, transactions, and podcasts.
I've done so many other podcasts, why not ask myself the questions too?
Minnesota isn't going to stop pressing - but needs to work on picking the right moments to press.
The 2026 Concacaf Champions Cup final was Toluca against Tigres. The 2026 Leagues Cup final will be Toluca against Monterrey (with Club León against Club América in the third-place game.) Maybe Major League Soccer is getting serious about the U.S. Open Cup for a simple reason: there aren&
MNUFC finished its transfer window with another intriguing move - but if the Loons are going anywhere in 2026, it'll be with the team it already had.
Nothing here is ever legal or investing advice... but I can tell you what I think you should do.
The underlying numbers say that the Loons have played well post-World Cup. But the results don't begin to match.
Minnesota's moves are one loan out, one signing in, and two contract extensions.
This is probably not how Hank Stebbins wanted to get a top job in MLS - but now, the interim Chief Soccer Officer has to steer the MNUFC ship.
MNUFC2 head coach Fanendo Adi was the right coach in the right place at the right time, for Loons striker Marcus Caldeira.