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Free Headers: Slow searches, injury updates, and... height?
The Loons need a direction, as a club - and that starts with someone to set the direction.
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Never being wrong is not the same thing as being right
The Loons skid hits five in Seattle, and if there was ever time for an existential crisis, it's now.
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13 suggestions, of varying quality, to improve MNUFC's vibes
Everything's going wrong for Minnesota and the transfer window is closed. All that's left is to try to lift everyone's spirits.
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Free Headers: Loons hope to have near-full contingent for Galaxy
Minnesota may be struggling defensively - but at least they aren't about to have injuries and suspensions wreak total havoc on them as well.
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Restoring stability for MNUFC should start with permanent CSO job for Stebbins
MNUFC can't afford any more instability at the top. Making Hank Stebbins the permanent chief soccer officer would help move the club back to solid ground.
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Loons left chasing the low bar of the playoff line
Minnesota's 4-2 loss at St. Louis on Saturday was, in a lot of ways, expected. St. Louis is on a historic undefeated run - only one team in league history has had a longer in-season streak without losing - and the Loons are mired in the doldrums. That&
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2026 World Cup, Day 16: Egypt 1, Iran 1
On the cruelty of disappearing joy.
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2026 World Cup, Day 14: Bosnia-Herzegovina 3, Qatar 1
A blue-and-yellow party in Seattle sends the Bosnians through to the next round.
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2026 World Cup, Day 12: So you're telling me there's a chance
With 32 teams in the knockout round, it's hard to get eliminated from contention early.
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2026 World Cup: A Soccer Nation
In which I watch the World Cup at Seattle Center with one billion of my closest friends.
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2026 World Cup, Day 8: The cost of doing soccer
Those ticket prices? They aren't coming down.
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2026 World Cup, Day 6: A day out at Field
Belgium 1:1 Egypt, and what it was like to be in Seattle for the game.