13 suggestions, of varying quality, to improve MNUFC's vibes
Everything's going wrong for Minnesota and the transfer window is closed. All that's left is to try to lift everyone's spirits.
Minnesota United has lost four games in a row. They're closing in on six months without a league win at Allianz Field, where they have one victory in eight tries (including Leagues Cup) since the World Cup. The transfer window is closed and they have no superstars about to return from injury.
All they can do now is work on the team's vibes.
Jon, I tried to get folks around me to sing Wonderwall at half, just to clear the vibes. No avail.
— Brandon Hundt (@brandonhundt.com) September 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
In the no-bad-ideas spirit of brainstorming, here are some ideas of how to lift the vibes around Allianz Field.
- Toddlers on the field. Since the summer break, Minnesota is 1-0-0 when a toddler runs on the field, and 0-6-4 when all children are successfully kept from the pitch. Stopping one toddler from getting on the field is easy, for every team except San Jose, but stopping two hundred would be both adorable and impossible. Let them loose at a pre-determined time and let's see what happens.
