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Free Headers: Slow searches, injury updates, and... height?
The Loons need a direction, as a club - and that starts with someone to set the direction.
Jon Marthaler
Podcasts
Episode 4: Getting a move on and roster updates (height column)
We're talking about all the important international break topics: the Loons CSO search, player height, and what 2027 might look like.
Soccer Cards
Cardboard Soccer, Part 4: New cards, old problems
2026 Topps Chrome MLS is out, with some new features - but some of the same problems that cards everywhere have always had.
Newsletter
Never being wrong is not the same thing as being right
The Loons skid hits five in Seattle, and if there was ever time for an existential crisis, it's now.
Free Headers: Seattle trips and other international duty
Minnesota heads to Seattle, sans several players who have instead gone off with their countries.
Podcasts
Episode 3: Joaquín Pereyra injured, quiz time, and pies in the sky
The Loons have lost four games in a row with a full squad. Now they've lost three players to international commitments, and offensive engine Joaquín Pereyra to a quad injury. Is this just crazy enough to work?
Newsletter
13 suggestions, of varying quality, to improve MNUFC's vibes
Everything's going wrong for Minnesota and the transfer window is closed. All that's left is to try to lift everyone's spirits.
Newsletter
Free Headers: Loons hope to have near-full contingent for Galaxy
Minnesota may be struggling defensively - but at least they aren't about to have injuries and suspensions wreak total havoc on them as well.
Podcasts
Episode 2: News, sporting directors, and bathroom radio
In episode 2 of the podcast, we talk about the two most important things for any club's front office: the chief soccer officer, and the gameday bathroom audio.
Newsletter
Restoring stability for MNUFC should start with permanent CSO job for Stebbins
MNUFC can't afford any more instability at the top. Making Hank Stebbins the permanent chief soccer officer would help move the club back to solid ground.
Soccer Cards
Cardboard Soccer, Part 3: Forgotten backwater... or hidden gem?
Topps hasn't always given all that much attention to MLS cards. Here now, a brief history of their attempts.
Newsletter
Loons left chasing the low bar of the playoff line
Minnesota's 4-2 loss at St. Louis on Saturday was, in a lot of ways, expected. St. Louis is on a historic undefeated run - only one team in league history has had a longer in-season streak without losing - and the Loons are mired in the doldrums. That&