Twins News Updates

This week’s Twinkie Town post is again a news update. Again it’s written quite cynically. I must just be lashing out at the lack of baseball. Jokes are made about Joe Mauer and Denard Span whistling past the graveyard, about Ben Revere’s noodle arm, about Trevor Plouffe’s terrible defense and Carl Pavano’s resulting murderous visage, Tom Kelly’s mumbling, the long-ago attempt to change David Ortiz that eventually soured Big Papi on the Twins organization and drove him into the grateful arms of the Red Sox, and the performances by Francisco Liriano in winter ball.

While I’m at it, last week’s update was much the same. It even included some of the same jokes, many of them about Liriano.

It’s like three weeks until spring training starts. Thank goodness.

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