One more Scenes From An Offseason – and then, the end of the story.
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This week at Twinkie Town, Terry Ryan realizes just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I actually posted an opinion rather than a joke at Twinkie Town – on Ron Gardenhire’s return as manager. I bet that threw people off.
I have grown fond of the “fake script” pieces that we call Scenes From an Offseason. This week, Ron Gardenhire learns his fate.
Fake TV shows would be better than having to watch the Twins.
This week at Twinkie Town, Mr. Hooper visits the Twins.
Coming in to yesterday’s game against the Angels, the Twins had lost ten in a row at home. Over at Twinkie Town, I invented a few reasons for why this might be.
A transcript of the Twins saying goodbye to Justin Morneau. (Note: not really.)
The numbers show that the Twins’ excellent crop of prospects has a better chance of producing no good players than it does a team full of good players.
I can’t in good conscience tell you that this week’s Twinkie Town post makes any sense. If you think you’d like reading an article in which Joe Mauer’s agent pitches a sitcom based on Joe’s life, then I guess you’ll probably like this.