I have just watched the Timberwolves beat the Pacers by 26 points. The Pacers may be battling for the last playoff spot in the east, but for tonight, they were easily the worst team in the history of the game of basketball.
Obviously that’s hyperbole, but ridiculous hyperbole is one of my strengths. When I got home, I found that Canis Hoopus needed a game wrap, so I wrote my own.
Back on ridiculous hyperbole for a minute: It’s easily the best game wrap in the history of the internet.